Funny Pictures and Weird News - Two-headed lamb born in China
A two-headed lamb was born on a farm in the Shangdong province of China earlier this week. The lamb, reportedly has four eyes and two mouths each of which bleat independently, but share the same neck and body.
Photo 1: The two-faced lamb simultaneously smiles and frowns for the cameras
Photo 2: Leading bizarre sheep researcher Annabelle Lector explains some of the difficulties the lamb will face to the Gag Reports.
Farmer Han Dianrong, 74, of Yantai city, told reporters that he had never seen anything like it in all his years of farming.
Scientists agree and have confirmed that both heads are fully capable of independent thought as shown by the fact that each head bleats when the lamb sees people approaching.
Annabelle Lector, one of the world's most prominent researchers in bizarre sheep studies spoke with the Gag Report this week about the problems the little lamb may face as it grows older.
"Firstly it will have to come to term with all the insults it is bound to receive from all the other sheep", she explained. "And for the rest of its life it will always be accused of being 'two-faced', " she continued.
"But the worst of all situations is when one head is heterosexual and the other is homosexual", she warned. "Just put yourself in the place of the heterosexual head", she explained. "You share the same body as your brother but he's gay and you're not. Just imagine the horror of him suddenly announcing that he has a hot date planned for that evening!" (Shudder!)
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