Photos: The Boyfriend Arm Pillow. For those women out there who prefer to miss out the whole messy sex-thing and go straight to the post-copulation cuddling.

Yes folks! You too can be the lucky owner of piece of foam shaped like an arm and half a man's torso. A bargain at only $80! Available in blue, green or even pink (possibly targeting the lesbian market?). Buy one of each color to match your pajamas!

Now at this point you may be thinking, "Who in their right mind would pay $80 for a freaky-looking pillow? Are Japanese women really that desperate for companionship?"

Ms. Suzuki, a spokesperson for manufacturer Kameo told the Gag Report that the Boyfriend Arm Pillow has several advantages over a real live male partner. "Firstly, it is guaranteed by to cuddle without groping your breasts or attempting to hump your leg in the morning", she explained. "Secondly, unlike most men, it will never break-wind in bed", she continued. "It doesn't even have an arse!", she added thoughtfully.

"And lastly, but most importantly, we guarantee that you will never come home early from work on Friday evening and catch it in bed with Hito, your best friend for eleven years, (the filthy ho!), and have to listen to them both try to explain that 'It's not how it looks, honestly' as they struggle to put their underwear back on. Bastards!", she screamed, before slamming down the phone in a fit of rage.

I guess that may explain why Kameo has sold more than a thousand of the damn things since they came on sale earlier this month.

But wait, if you think that's freaky you ain't seen nothing yet. Yesterday, another Japanese manufacturer, Trann KK released another oddly-shaped pillow for lonely men shaped like a women's lap. (Go to next funny, weird news article).

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