Funny Weird News - Underwear survey reveals British men's disturbing habits
A recent survey by under-garment giant, Fruit of the Loom, revealed some very disturbing facts about British men's habits when it comes to changing their underwear. The survey found that one in ten British men only bother to change their underpants once every two days!
Even more disturbing, is that fact that an estimated one million British guys only put on a clean pair of Y-fronts once every four days! Combine that with the fact that many Europeans only shower once or twice a month, (whether they need it or not), and one slowly starts to understand the full gravity of the situation. (And that's not even including those guys who 'go commando'). Yuk!
Photo 1: Two youngsters check for themselves whether the old myth about Scotsmen and the lack of underwear beneath their kilt is actually true.
Photo 2: What they saw!
Also, one third of the men surveyed claim to have a particular 'lucky' pair that they wear when they are 'out on the pull', with boxers being the clear favorite. (Let's just hope for the 'lucky' lady's sake that she doesn't happen to be on 'Day Four' of the guy's weekly underwear cycle!)
These guys obviously didn't have a mother like mine, who was brought up on the notion that the most embarassing thing that could happen to a person is to end up on the operating table of the local hospital after being run over by a car or something, while wearing a filthy pair of drawers!
Yes, I'm sure as you are lying there, caked in your own blood, limbs missing, blood pressure falling rapidly - I'm sure you will be comforted by the fact that at least the nurses won't see your dirty arse! (The only problem with that theory is that you probably would have crapped yourself just before the car slammed into you!)
Either way, I for one, am proud to say that I put on a clean pair of underpants every day, (although I must admit that by the end of the week it does get rather difficult to fit my jeans on over the top of them all).
Also, the survey reports that guys from the Midlands keep each pair of underwear for an average of 10 years! Ten years! Probably the only thing holding them together after all that time is the stubborn under-stains! Without those, the thread-bare scraps of fabric would have evaporated long ago in a cloud of lint.
Talking about stubborn under-stains, a company called Shomer-Tec is hoping to cash in on this prevalent lack of hygiene by releasing an innovative travel safe known as the Brief Safe which to the untrained eye appears exactly like a filthy pair of Y-Fronts. (Go to next funny, weird news article).
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