Photos: Jeri Ryan - these photo go a long way to explaining why, unlike most other politicians, Jack Ryan was so keen to have intercourse with his own wife

Considering how the Republican party is always going on about "family values", I personally think that its very nice of Mr. Ryan to take his wife with him when he visits these clubs. After all, he is "keeping it in the family" just like the Republican party advocates.

"What's wrong with this freak wanting to have sex with his own wife, the mother of his own child, for Christ-sakes!", complained one of Mr. Ryan's Republican colleagues to the Gag Report. "Why couldn't he just have an affair, or hire a hooker like any normal politician?"

Unfortunately, due to the level of hypocrisy inherent within the average 'conservative' voter here in the United States, the talented Mr. Ryan is probably on his way out, despite the fact that what he likes to do in his private life doesn't break any laws (neither legal, marital or biblical), and that he was always faithful to his wife.

Maybe Jack Ryan should try his luck running for the Canadian Senate which appears to be a little more liberal, if this next funny, weird news article is anything to go by.

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