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Santa beaten senseless by Christmas shoppers

A department store Santa on his way home for the night was beaten up by Christmas shoppers in Germany earlier this week. According to police reports, two men, allegedly stressed out after a full day's Christmas shopping, lost their patience when asked to "tell Santa what they want for Christmas". The men grabbed Santa's sack of presents and beat him over the head with it, breaking his fingers as he tried to protect himself. (So much for that Christmas spirit we've all been hearing about!) (Go to funny weird news story).

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Mayor asks tourists to "Stop stealing our Fucking signs"

The mayor of the unusually named Austrian town called 'Fucking' has appealed to British tourists to stop stealing their road signs. Siegfried Hauppl told reporters that the small town has always attracted a lot of attention from European tourists who like to drive up from nearby Salzburg in order to pose for snapshots in front of the amusing village signs. (8/20/05) (Go to funny weird news story).

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English car wash offers "Best hand-job in town"

A car wash called Scrubbers was reprimanded last week by advertising watchdogs in Britain for its new advertising campaign featuring billboards that boast: "the best hand-job in town". The car wash, based in Luton, near London, offers a series of extremely tempting services including "The Quickie," "The In 'n' Out" , "The Polish Off" and of course, "The Full Monty". (8/8/05) (Go to funny weird news story).

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Austrian museum lets naked customers in for free

An Austrian museum hit the headline this week by offering free entrance to anyone who turns up naked, as a promotion for their latest exhibition, The Naked Truth. Scores of Austrians took advantage of the promotion (and the soaring temperature in Vienna last weekend) by wandering around the museum while wearing nothing but their birthday suits, lured by an offer of free entry to the exhibition of early 1900s erotic art. (7/29/05) (Go to funny weird news story).

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Russian bakery's nude ad campaign states "our buns are best"

Meanwhile in Russia, a bakery drastically improved its sales recently after it managed to persuade female staff to strip naked for an nude advertising campaign that used the slogan "Our buns are best. Sales at the bakery rocketed after mainly male customers started visiting to be served by the girls who appeared on the posters, according to local media. (7/22/05) (Go to funny weird news story).

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Dutch "Serial Kisser" strikes again

Dutch police are hunting for a "serial kisser" who has attacked several women at underground stations in Amsterdam recently. Apparently, the man sneaks up on his victims from behind and then taps them gently on the shoulder. When they turn around, he grabs them firmly and sticks his tongue down their throats before making his getaway. (7/1/05). (Go to funny weird news story).

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Beer ad asks "What's the difference between a wife and a lover?"

Women's groups were up in arms this week over a 'sexist' beer commercial for Regional Beer that was recently released in Venezuela. The humorous commercial, aired on local TV stations this week, jokingly asks viewers: "What is the difference between a wife and a lover?" A few seconds later the answer is displayed on the screen: "About 30 kilos!" (6/24/05) (Go to funny weird news story).

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Jesus appears on a potato chip

The Good Lord moves in mysterious ways, (or at least his son certainly seems to). Yes folks, Jesus sure has been busy recently, making special guest appearances in the most unlikely of places.This week the son of God decided to honor mankind yet again by appearing on a sour cream and onion flavored potato chip in Florida! (Faced with such compelling evidence as this, how could anyone possibly doubt the power of the Lord)? (6/10/05) (Go to funny weird news story).

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Austrian resort offer guests chance to swim in beer pool

An Austrian holiday resort is offering its guests a rather usual attraction - the chance to swim in a pool containing 42,000 pints of beer. The Starkenber Beer Myth resort located in Austria's Tyrol region has filled seven swimming pools with a local beer and claims that the pools heal various skin diseases. (6/3/05) (Go to funny weird news story).

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