Horny couple arrested for having sex on hood of police car
Young lust. We've all been there. We all know what it's like when the hormones are racing through your body and you just have to get 'down-and-dirty' before the canoe in your pocket explodes. But even the horn-dogs here at the Gag Report had to bow our collective peckers in awe this week, when we heard about this next Dutch couple.
Yes sir, in Holland, a horny pair of lovers was recently arrested for having sex on the bonnet of a local patrol car. What's even funnier is that two policemen were actually sitting inside the vehicle at the time!
Photo 1: A Dutch policeman orders the saucy young hussy to pull up her knickers and get the hell off his hood.
Photo 2: Exhibit A - Photographic evidence of the steamy squad-car encounter. (Sod finger-prints!)
The kinky couple, from Groningen, later told reporters that they had been so involved in their act of passion that they didn't notice the two policemen sitting in the parked car.
Both officers were treated to prime front-row seating for the steamy display as the lascivious pair climbed onto the hood and began to give the car's front wheel suspension the best workout of its life.
After 20 minutes or so, one of the officers got out of the car and told the couple to stop what they were doing and leave. But apparently, the 25-year-old male 'wasn't quite done yet' and instead, showered the officer with insults rather that obey his commands.
"Sure it was fun to watch for a while", P. C. Pratt later admitted to our Gag reporter, "But then they turned it up a notch and started spilling our coffee and donuts all over the damn place", he explained.
The man was and his 33-year-old lover were both arrested and taken take back to the police station in the same squad car that would be used in evidence against them. (See Exhibit A).
A police spokesman said: "The law doesn't say you can't make love on the bonnet of a police car. But the policemen have to be available for duty. If the two lovers had left when they were told, nothing would have happened."
Back at the station, the partially-clad male, still handcuffed, was placed in a separate cell from his voluptuous partner.
"I was so close. Please let her finish me off", he begged the arresting officers. "Look! They are already turning blue!" he cried desperately.
But his pleas fell on deaf ears and the man was later charged with 'obstruction of justice' and 'being in possession of a "loaded weapon." '
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